I am pleased to announce that for the first time in a LONG time I have a daily routine again. Or at least something resembling a predictable routine. It's been three months since the last time I did one of these so here you have what one day with 15 month old twins is like- specifically what Friday, February 3, 2012 was like. There are two things you should be aware of as you read this. 1. Nap time usually goes a lot better than it did this day. I'm going to blame the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle for the way I appear completely inept at putting my kids to bed. And 2. I deliberately picked a day that I didn't have an visitors, dr's appts, meeting, or any other outside interruptions planned. So don't start worrying that I'm some sort of hermit. Anyway, here is a typical day. Enjoy it while it lasts because the next time I do this I'll have a one month old baby boy gumming up the works.
6:45 I hear a baby cry once, but that
is it
6:50 Brandon's alarm goes off
7:10 We get up and have marshmallow
maties for breakfast.
7:30 Brandon leaves. I realize I might
be able to shower before the girls wake up
7:40 I get out of the shower and the
girls are just starting to make noise. Actually it's just Lydia who
is crying. Charlotte is reading a book in the semi dark. I give the
girls bottles.
7:55 The girls slide off the couch and
start playing in their room. I go sit on the couch and they bring
books and linky toys out to me.
8:10 Lydia goes over to her high chair
and starts trying to pull herself up into it. This means she wants
to eat. I put her and Charlotte into the chairs and give them banana
slices which are always a favorite. Then I give them some
marshmallow maties. They've never had these before, but they soon
figure out how good they are. I do my makeup while the girls eat.
8:25 The girls are done with breakfast
and it's time for diaper changes.
8:30 The girls play on the window
seat.
8:33 I got into my room to get
something and the girls follow me in. I put them on the bed and make
the bed while they play with all the displaced pillows. Then we have
a tickle fest.
8:40 Then I get them out of my room and
shut the door. We go into the living room where Charlotte climbs up on the chair and Lydia pulls off the table cloth. I move
the chairs to up against the wall and ignore the tablecloth.
9:00 Both girls start acting tired.
Charlotte lays on the tablecloth and Lydia rubs her eyes. I decide
it is time for them to go back to bed. I lay down on the couch.
9:15 I hear the girls making noise and
roll over to see what time it is. It's only been 15 minutes! Are you
kidding me? Usually they sleep for at least an hour in the morning.
I get the girls up and they play while I lay on the couch.
9:45 I know that Lydia is poopy, but
I'm not sure about Char. I don't want to get up and do anything
about it though because they are playing so nicely. I wait until
they inevitably start fighting about something (binkies) and get up
to change their diapers. Lydia gets mad at me for taking her picture
and not letting her play with the camera. After I'm done with Lydia
I find Charlotte cuddling with a blanket. I decide to try nap time
again.
9:55 I put the girls down and they are
quite.
10:10 They are making noise again. I
decide to quit deluding myself and give up on getting anymore sleep
today. I get the girls up and feed them peanut butter bread and more
bananas. While they eat I pick out their clothes and start getting
everything ready for their bath.
10:25 Bath time is a fairly intense
process that I attempt on my own only because our apartment is laid
out with a lot of doors that I can shut to keep two naked babies
contained. Here are the steps:
Start filling up the tub while
girls are in high chairs.
Make sure there are clean clothes
at the changing station (dryer top), clean towels in the bathroom,
and wipes in the bathroom.
Shut my bedroom, the girls room,
and the bathroom doors.
Get the girls out of their high
chairs. They should start walking toward the siren call of running
water.
Once the girls are in the laundry
room/hall area shut the door to the living room. Now they are
trapped.
Open the door to the bathroom.
Quickly lay the girls down on the
bathroom mat and undress them and remove their diapers. (This is
where the wipes come in handy)
Put the girls in the tub and give
them a bath (that's the easy part)

9. Once they are done with the bath, get them out and wrap them in towels. Let them wander back into the hall/laundry area. Shut the bathroom door and trap them again.
10. One at a time put the girls into diapers and get them dressed for the day.
10:55 Bath time is over. It ended with
Lydia bonking her lip on the edge of the tub and starting to bleed.
This is the second most panic inducing end to bath time. (The first
was when Charlotte pooped in the tub)
11:00 The girls are acting a little
ornery so I give them bottles and we all chill out on the couch.
11:05 I'm bored so I put on Wall-E to
entertain us all. The girls play while I lay down.
12:00 I make Macaroni and Cheese for
lunch. I think this is the first time I have made Mac'n'cheese in
over 15 years.
12:15 I put the girls in their chairs
and feed them lunch. While they are contained I get everything ready
for a walk. I make sure I take the stroller downstairs while they can't get out. Last time we went on a walk I had to leave the
stroller at the top of the stairs while I chased the girls around the
second story landing. I took them downstairs then ran back up and
got the stroller then chased them around the breezeway and between
buildings. I don't feel like doing that ever again!
12:30 Getting the girls into their
coats and down into the stroller is a lot less eventful this time.
We are on our way on the walk in no time. The girls fall asleep
while we walk.
1:10 Back home from the walk through
the neighborhood. Charlotte stays asleep while I carry her up, but
Lydia wakes up.
1:20 I try nap time again. I make a
few quick phone calls to touch base with some people about the RS
Activity I am planning for Tuesday.
1:25 Phone calls are done and the girls
are laughing. I get them up. (I promise, nap time is usually a lot
easier to predict) I turn Wall-E back on.
2:10 Wall-E is over. Charlotte is
over by the book cases. She points and me and then pats the ground.
This is the first time she's ever asked me to come to her. I come
over and sit with her while she shows me the toys she is playing
with.
3:00 Try nap time again and this time
it works!!!!!! Finally I can go do what I want/need to get done. I
start working on some curtains that I am making for my friend. I
work on them while listening to Wall-E with the directors commentary.
(I love commentary)
4:10 Done with as much of the curtains
that my brain can handle for the day. I start working on my RS
lesson for Sunday.
4:30 I decide that I should lay on the
couch and “ponder” the things I have studied. Of course that
turns into a nap.
5:30 Brandon comes home. And wakes me
up. Oops! Usually I have dinner ready by the time he gets home.
5:40 The girls are awake and they are
ornery. Brandon tries to make them happy while I make pizza. In the
end I am with the girls and Brandon finishes the pizza.
6:10 Pizza done and the girls are still
ornery. They calm down as they eat. (They stole our forks during the meal - they are still eating everything with their hands)
6:45 We are done with dinner and it is
time to go out and have some fun. We all go window shopping for some
things that we would like to get with our tax return money. We go to
Target, Joann’s, and Smith Marketplace. We splurge at Target and
buy the first and second seasons of 3
rd Rock from the Sun.
At Smiths we by a foam pad so we can start making a cushion for our
window seat on Saturday.
8:40 We are home. The girls show no
signs of being ready for bed so we let them stay up and we all watch
3rd Rock. Well Brandon and I watch it. They girls just
play.
9:30 Girls are starting to act tired so
we give them their tooth brushes (Which they LOVE) and put them in
their pajamas.
Then we put them to bed and do our whole bedtime routine of: singing a hymn, reading a chapter in the Book of Mormon (we recently finished and then started over), reading a page from the conference edition of the Ensign, writing in our little journal, and saying a family prayer.
Charlotte and Lydia go through their routine of looking through books, passing binkies back and forth, dropping binkies on the floor and asking for them back,
poking each other, trying to throw everything out of the crib (this is mainly Charlotte's pass time), and finally laying down - and then popping right back up.
10:10 The girls are basically asleep by
the time we are done. We don't hear from them the rest of the night.
We go back out to the living room and kitchen and do a quick clean
of the apartment.
10:25 The apartment is clean and we sit
down to watch more 3rd Rock (It was totally worth buying)
11:40 We head off to bed. I check on
the girls and make sure they are covered up for the night.
6:15 Girls awake and time to start
another day. At least it is Saturday!